Calm Face. Chaotic Hormones.

You look fine. Inside? Your hormones are hosting a demolition derby.

This book is for the women who are smiling politely while their body is absolutely doing the most. If you've ever thought, "Is it me.. or is my estrogen feral? - congratulations, you're in the right place.

This book is for you if:

You’re navigating peri-menopause or menopause and feel wildly unprepared

You’re hot, tired, irritated, and still expected to be pleasant

You want science, real talk, and humor—not medical gaslighting

You’d like to stop blaming your personality for hormonal chaos

This book is NOT for you if:

You think menopause is “just a phase”

You want fluffy affirmations and zero facts

You’re deeply committed to suffering in silence

You’re offended by sarcasm, honesty, or laughing at inconvenient truths

Inside we talk about: What menopause actually is (no, you're not crazy)

Why your body feels unfamiliar

Hormones, symptoms, supplements, and sanity

How to move through this phase without losing yourself—or catching a charge

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